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Thorny Issue

Charlie Oakley | 26 July, 2010

Some complete idiot ran me off the road while I was doing my paper round this morning!

The car veered into me as it was turning a corner and I was forced to take evasive action hitting the kerb and flying over the handlebars before landing in Mrs Green’s (very prickly) rose bush. Apart from having to retrieve rose thorns from my bum I’m ok, but my bike is completely wrecked. I expected the driver to stop and see if I was alright, but the selfish pig just drove off and left me. Good job I was wearing a helmet though – could’ve been really nasty! Anyway, must go now as I’ve just discovered some more thorns since I’ve been sitting down (ouch!).

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